My therapist just told me a joke.
So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”
And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”
Fantasia 2000 is too real for how stoned I am.
so the queer collective i really wanted to live in has 2 dogs there already and the person i’m emailing said that the other roommates said they didn’t want more pets
but they’re having a collective meeting tomorrow and they said they’re gonna advocate for me to the other roommates because i seem really perfect for the house and that hopefully the other roommates will change their minds.
please please please please please please